Suck on this, Duckman. One of my articles is the second result for Googling Hipster Jew, only beat out by the home page. Clearly this means I’m the hippest and most deck writer here.
Usually after something like this, I’d reference that one Queen song, but they’re sooo mainstream.
With my hipster blogging credit intact, I’m going to resume listening to obscure bands and pretending to like overwrought and needlessly complicated 17th century philosophers. Now, where’d I put my can of PBR?